Team Overview
Director of Football: George
Founded: Season Two
Stadium: Weaselfell
Noted for their unsurpassable excellence in all things and also their well-placed friends at the highest levels of Gobshite League website administration, Club Atlético Weasel Planeta – more commonly referred to simply as Weasels – exploded onto the scene by winning the first season that counts. Still the only Gobshite club brave enough to attempt the Stan Foster challenge, a strikerless season and an all-George draft.
Current Squad
Club Legends
- James Ward-Prowse - 15 Seasons
- Norman Onyango - 11 Seasons
Top Scorers
| Season | Player | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| 2 | Dries Mertens | 12 |
| 3 | Ciro Immobile | 16 |
| 4 | Dušan Tadić | 8 |
| 5 | James Milner | 6 |
| 6 | Lionel Messi | 13 |
| 7 | Robert Lewandowski | 21 |
| 8 | Lorenzo Insigne | 8 |
| 9 | Kylian Mbappé | 15 |
| 10 | Ciro Immobile | 21 |
| 11 | Ciro Immobile | 20 |
| 12 | Ciro Immobile | 15 |
| 13 | Sam Lammers | 14 |
| 14 | Norman Onyango | 7 |
| 15 | Norman Onyango | 9 |
| 16 | Norman Onyango | 5 |
| 17 | Benjamin Šeško | 7 |
| 18 | Alexis Umeres | 19 |
| 19 | Lautaro Martínez | 16 |
| 20 | Fábio Vieira | 7 |
| 21 | Jorginho | 6 |
| 22 | Norman Onyango | 24 |
| 23 | Olivier Giroud | 18 |
| 24 | Artem Dovbyk | 13 |
| 25 | Arda Güler | 6 |
| 26 | Jérémy Doku | 9 |
| 27 | Artem Dovbyk | 8 |
| 28 | Jude Bellingham | 2 |
Managerial History
| Manager | Season | From | To | Record | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| P | W | D | L | Win % | ||||
| Gian Piero Gasperini | Season 2 | GW1 | GW30 | 30 | 16 | 8 | 6 | 53% |
| Gian Piero Gasperini | Season 3 | GW1 | GW30 | 30 | 13 | 8 | 9 | 43% |
| Rickie Lambert | Season 4 | GW1 | GW34 | 34 | 13 | 10 | 11 | 38% |
| Emma Hayes | Season 5 | GW1 | GW15 | 15 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 20% |
| Ivan Juric | Season 5 | GW16 | GW38 | 23 | 4 | 5 | 14 | 17% |
| Esad Selimovic | Season 6 | GW1 | GW24 | 24 | 10 | 3 | 11 | 42% |
| Nigel Adkins | Season 6 | GW25 | GW34 | 10 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 20% |
| Juan Carlos Oblitas | Season 7 | GW1 | GW34 | 34 | 13 | 7 | 14 | 38% |
| Juan Carlos Osorio | Season 8 | GW1 | GW18 | 18 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 33% |
| Nigel Adkins | Season 8 | GW19 | GW28 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 10% |
| Stan Foster | Season 9 | GW1 | GW18 | 18 | 6 | 3 | 9 | 33% |
| Robert Prosinecki | Season 9 | GW19 | GW28 | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 40% |
| Rui Jorge | Season 10 | GW1 | GW28 | 28 | 18 | 2 | 8 | 64% |
| Jorge Jesus | Season 11 | GW1 | GW28 | 28 | 13 | 9 | 6 | 46% |
| George Burley | Season 12 | GW1 | GW26 | 25 | 5 | 10 | 10 | 20% |
| George Lwandamina | Season 13 | GW1 | GW25 | 25 | 3 | 7 | 15 | 12% |
| Sven Christ | Season 14 | GW1 | GW13 | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 38% |
| Michael Laudrup | Season 14 | GW14 | GW28 | 15 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 27% |
| Peter Zeidler | Season 15 | GW1 | GW28 | 28 | 12 | 6 | 10 | 43% |
| Diego Martínez | Season 16 | GW1 | GW11 | 11 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 18% |
| Nigel Adkins | Season 16 | GW12 | GW31 | 21 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 24% |
| Gabriel Castillo | Season 17 | GW1 | GW25 | 24 | 10 | 2 | 12 | 42% |
| Gary Smith | Season 18 | GW1 | GW34 | 33 | 18 | 7 | 8 | 55% |
| Rui Jorge | Season 19 | GW1 | GW31 | 31 | 13 | 5 | 13 | 42% |
| Paulo Fonseca | Season 20 | GW1 | GW31 | 31 | 12 | 8 | 11 | 39% |
| Jurgen Kramny | Season 21 | GW1 | GW31 | 31 | 9 | 6 | 16 | 29% |
| Unai Emery | Season 22 | GW1 | GW37 | 37 | 18 | 11 | 8 | 49% |
| Jindřich Trpišovský | Season 23 | GW1 | GW28 | 28 | 18 | 6 | 4 | 64% |
| Vincenzo Montella | Season 24 | GW1 | GW16 | 15 | 6 | 2 | 7 | 40% |
| Thiago Motta | Season 24 | GW18 | GW28 | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 25% |
| Arne Slot | Season 25 | GW1 | GW30 | 30 | 12 | 8 | 10 | 40% |
| Rubi | Season 26 | GW1 | GW28 | 28 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 32% |
| Norbert Elgert | Season 27 | GW1 | GW32 | 32 | 13 | 8 | 11 | 41% |
| Overall | 784 GWs | 782 | 299 | 186 | 297 | 38% | ||
