The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Eight - Gameweek Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 0

Maychester United

Marco Asensio
17'
1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

Nick Woltemade
12'
1 - 0
Nick Woltemade
31'
2 - 0
2 - 1
59'
Serge Gnabry

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 4

Ye Who Enter Here United

Rayan Cherki
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
16'
Denzel Dumfries
1 - 2
22'
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
1 - 3
29'
Sergej Milinković-Savić
1 - 4
53'
Denzel Dumfries
Pierre-Emile Højbjerg
91'
2 - 4

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Aleksandar Mitrović (Pen)
29'
1 - 0
Emile Smith Rowe
72'
2 - 0

Much and More FC

1 - 1

Zimbrob

0 - 1
39'
Lautaro Martínez
Jacob Ramsey
69'
1 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Endrick
12'
1 - 0
José Rubén Bernal
92'
2 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

3 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
29'
Jack Grealish
Moise Kean
35'
1 - 1
Nahuel Molina
40'
2 - 1
Dodi Lukébakio
76'
3 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
22'
Jérémy Doku
0 - 2
56'
Jérémy Doku
0 - 3
84'
Jérémy Doku

Horses With Attitude

1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Mikel Merino
60'
1 - 0

Los Patos

1 - 0

Farcelona

Serhou Guirassy
14'
1 - 0

Sh1tesse

1 - 0

CSM Focșani

Ethan Nwaneri
69'
1 - 0

Vlad Botafogo

1 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
1'
Luka Modrić
0 - 2
25'
Noni Madueke
Liam Delap
55'
1 - 2

Go Ahead Rock Flag Eagles

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Joe Gomez
4'
1 - 0
Nadiem Amiri
61'
2 - 0

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

2 - 1

Surreal Olympics

Deniz Undav
5'
1 - 0
Giovani Lo Celso (Pen)
27'
2 - 0
2 - 1
55'
Ángel Di María