The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to.

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 0

Os Patos

Serge Gnabry
17
1 - 0

AFC He-Man

1 - 0

Weasels

Gabriel Jesus
67
1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Franck Kessié
79
1 - 0

Surreal yellows: 22
Surreal reds: 0

St Marten Saints

3 - 6

La Ball de la Foot

N’Golo Kanté
20
1 - 0
Sadio Mané (Retired)
22
2 - 0
2 - 1
40
Karim Benzema
2 - 2
49
Moussa Diaby
2 - 3
56
Kingsley Coman
2 - 4
61
Karim Benzema
2 - 5
71
Karim Benzema (Pen)
Granit Xhaka
73
3 - 5
3 - 6
79
Karim Benzema

RED CARD - 47 - TAGLIAFUCKOFF

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Abdul Boateng
18
1 - 0
Leroy Sané
34
2 - 0
Lorenzo Pellegrini
80
3 - 0

RED CARD - 23 - UHOHSIMHEN

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1

Noot York City

0 - 1
61
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Pedri
44
1 - 0
Alexis Mac Allister
45+1
2 - 0
2 - 1
46
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
2 - 2
83
Lucky Radebe (Retired) (Pen)

Sh1tesse

2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Thomas Müller
57
1 - 0
Azman Abu Hassan
76
2 - 0

FC Cers City

0 - 0

Farcelona

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Christian Pulisic
4
1 - 0
David Silva (Retired)
27
2 - 0
2 - 1
60
Aleksandar Mitrović
Tammy Abraham
61
3 - 1
3 - 2
73
Mykhailo Mudryk

Much and More FC

1 - 1

Maychester United

Rafael Leão
14
1 - 0
1 - 1
17
Lionel Messi (Pen)