The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Eight - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
81'
Wesley Fofana

Sh1tesse

2 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
43'
Kylian Mbappé
Yacomo Jacinto
63'
1 - 1
1 - 2
76'
Viktor Gyökeres
Yacomo Jacinto
85'
2 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 1
28'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
63'
Romelu Lukaku
Antoine Semenyo
69'
1 - 2

RED CARD - 83' - THE HARASSMAN

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
53'
Abdul Boateng
0 - 2
77'
Abdul Boateng

RED CARD - 1' - NAH FAM GR-I'M OUT

RED CARD - 34' - DAMN, SON

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
2'
Alexis Saelemaekers

Vlad Botafogo

1 - 0

FC Cers City

Iliman N’Diaye
22'
1 - 0

Much and More FC

2 - 2

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
9'
Marcus Rashford
Matheus Cunha
58'
1 - 1
1 - 2
79'
Lewis Ferguson
Matheus Cunha
90'
2 - 2

Weasels

3 - 0

Zimbrob

Jude Bellingham
58'
1 - 0
Gonçalo Ramos
63'
2 - 0
Jude Bellingham
78'
3 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Federico Chiesa
28'
1 - 0
Christopher Nkunku
77'
2 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

3 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

Geoffrey Were
44'
1 - 0
Giuliano Simeone
70'
2 - 0
Son Heung-Min
84'
3 - 0

Go Ahead Rock Flag Eagles

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Prince Essiam
6'
1 - 0
1 - 1
14'
Jérémy Doku
Prince Essiam
39'
2 - 1

Horses With Attitude

0 - 0

CSM Focșani

Beek and Donk Spartans

5 - 4

Farcelona

0 - 1
25'
Iñaki Williams
0 - 2
29'
Mohamed Salah
0 - 3
37'
Iñaki Williams
Moise Kean
48'
1 - 3
Dodi Lukébakio (Pen)
52'
2 - 3
2 - 4
59'
Youri Tielemans
Lamine Yamal
64'
3 - 4
Moise Kean
68'
4 - 4
Moise Kean
86'
5 - 4

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 0

Los Patos

Vinícius Júnior
46'
1 - 0