La Ball de la Foot

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
40'
Vinícius Júnior
Kurt Zouma (Retired)
48'
1 - 1
Ousmane Dembélé
60'
2 - 1
Paul Pogba (Pen)
67'
3 - 1
Kurt Zouma (Retired)
92'
4 - 1

Weasels

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Fábio Vieira
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
62'
João Félix
Bukayo Saka
88'
2 - 1

Farcelona

Los Hijos de Chud

Ivan Perišić
77'
1 - 0

RED CARD - 48' - BE DAMNED, SON

Brigstock Big Cocks

Tiki Taka Toah

Rodri
89'
1 - 0

Much and More FC

Nanard Corruption Football

Erling Haaland
13'
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
24'
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
32'
3 - 0
3 - 1
74'
Lautaro Martínez (Pen)

MISSED PEN Haaland 83′

Qiú Mǎng

St Marten Saints

RED CARD - 46' - TAGLIAFUCKOFF

Pantabangan Wanderers

AFC He-Man

Sh1tesse

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
7'
Tammy Abraham
Kai Havertz
28'
1 - 1
Kai Havertz
64'
2 - 1
Fabinho
93'
3 - 1

Maychester United

Surreal Moneyball

Lionel Messi (Pen)
38'
1 - 0
Otávio
64'
2 - 0
Ansu Fati
78'
3 - 0

Surreal yellows: 17
Surreal reds: 0
(I lied about the bit being dead)

Noot York City

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
23'
Gabriel Martinelli
Pedro Gonçalves
25'
1 - 1
1 - 2
32'
Rodrygo
Héctor Herrera
46'
2 - 2

Os Patos

FC Cers City

Marquinhos
9'
1 - 0
1 - 1
12'
Marcus Rashford
Neymar (Pen)
23'
2 - 1
2 - 2
52'
Denzel Dumfries