The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Twenty-Six

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

0 - 2

St Marten Saints

0 - 1
30'
Frenkie de Jong
0 - 2
77'
Romelu Lukaku

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
30'
Timo Werner
0 - 2
86'
Timo Werner

Much and More FC

3 - 0

Noot York City

Marius Wolf
1'
1 - 0
Rafael Leão
12'
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
36'
3 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
31'
Joël Matip
Warren Zaïre-Emery
50'
1 - 1
César Azpilicueta
52'
2 - 1
2 - 2
55'
Lautaro Martínez

Os Patos

2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Marco Verratti
47'
1 - 0
Gavi
73'
2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
30'
Franck Kessié (Pen)
0 - 2
35'
Franck Kessié (Pen)

Weasels

1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Fábio Vieira
6'
1 - 0
1 - 1
80'
Cody Gakpo

RED CARD - 10' - RUDE-BEEN DIAS

Farcelona

0 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
10'
Victor Osimhen
0 - 2
18'
Victor Osimhen

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
76'
Patrik Schick

Surreal yellows: 68
Surreal reds: 6

Flying Faux Soccer

5 - 2

Sh1tesse

Phil Foden
29'
1 - 0
Tammy Abraham
33'
2 - 0
Phil Foden
39'
3 - 0
Tammy Abraham
56'
4 - 0
Geoffrey Were
65'
5 - 0
5 - 1
76'
Álvaro Morata
5 - 2
80'
Álvaro Morata