The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

1 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
39'
Florian Wirtz
Kieran Tierney
67'
1 - 1
1 - 2
83'
Neymar

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 2

St Marten Saints

Teun Koopmeiners
4'
1 - 0
1 - 1
45'
Romelu Lukaku
1 - 2
51'
Ronald Araújo

Kamara Chameleon Collective

3 - 0

Sh1tesse

Gabriel Martinelli
9'
1 - 0
Rodrygo
38'
2 - 0
Gabriel Martinelli
39'
3 - 0

FC Cers City

4 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
41'
Ansu Fati
Matthijs de Ligt
60'
1 - 1
Mohamed Salah
76'
2 - 1
Marcus Rashford
77'
3 - 1
Mohamed Salah
82'
4 - 1

Noot York City

2 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

Robert Lewandowski
32'
1 - 0
1 - 1
72'
Norman Onyango
1 - 2
90'
Callum Wilson
Pedro Gonçalves
94'
2 - 2

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 4

Much and More FC

0 - 1
48'
James Maddison
0 - 2
53'
James Maddison
0 - 3
83'
Erling Haaland
0 - 4
92'
Rafael Leão

Surreal yellows: 49
Surreal reds: 3

RED CARD - 57' - STEFAN REDU

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Möhömahamörssit

3 - 0

AFC He-Man

Alexis Mac Allister
10'
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
17'
2 - 0
Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
23'
3 - 0

Weasels

1 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
4'
Ousmane Dembélé
0 - 2
14'
Karim Benzema
0 - 3
76'
Kingsley Coman
Prince Essiam
84'
1 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

4 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Lucky Radebe (Retired) (Pen)
6'
1 - 0
Dejan Kulusevski
10'
2 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
55'
3 - 0
William Carvalho
88'
4 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
58'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
67'
Jamal Musiala
0 - 3
72'
Ricardo Horta
0 - 4
79'
Lautaro Martínez