The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Fourteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Nanard Corruption Football

6 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
38
Pablo (Javier) Pérez
Lautaro Martínez
39
1 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
42
2 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
45
3 - 1
Ricardo Horta
59
4 - 1
Nicolò Zaniolo
78
5 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
80
6 - 1

Surreal yellows: 41
Surreal reds: 2

RED CARD - 40 - IT'S A BARRER COP GUV

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 4

Noot York City

Geoffrey Were
4
1 - 0
1 - 1
8
Pepe
Tammy Abraham
13
2 - 1
2 - 2
16
Robert Lewandowski
2 - 3
52
Robert Lewandowski
2 - 4
83
Marco Reus

Pen SAVED: Big Big 54′

RED CARD - 47 - LICENCE TO DIL REVOKED

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
40
Bukayo Saka
Gustavo Bessa
58
1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Dušan Vlahović
2
1 - 0
1 - 1
12
Riyad Mahrez
Alexis Mac Allister
17
2 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

Aleksandar Mitrović
16
1 - 0
1 - 1
23
Allan Saint-Maximin
1 - 2
28
Paul Pogba
1 - 3
34
Ousmane Dembélé
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
76
2 - 3

Os Patos

1 - 5

Maychester United

0 - 1
11
Lionel Messi (Pen)
Mehdi Taremi
25
1 - 1
1 - 2
45+1
Rasmus Højlund
1 - 3
47+2
Leon Goretzka
1 - 4
52
Casemiro
1 - 5
76
Raphaël Varane

Pen SAVED: Hackers 73′

Sh1tesse

1 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
34
Sergej Milinković-Savić
Memphis Depay
56
1 - 1
1 - 2
85
Moisés Caicedo

St Marten Saints

1 - 3

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
16
Rodrygo
0 - 2
33
Jurriën Timber
Joelinton
57
1 - 2
1 - 3
74
Bernardo Silva

FC Cers City

1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
43
Ricardo Velásquez
Jude Bellingham
59
1 - 1

Much and More FC

3 - 1

Farcelona

Erling Haaland (Pen)
5
1 - 0
1 - 1
6
Ivan Perišić
Rafael Leão
33
2 - 1
Koke
90
3 - 1

RED CARD - 48 - Pedro Sorrow

AFC He-Man

1 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

Son Heung-Min
18
1 - 0
1 - 1
63
Dayot Upamecano
1 - 2
90+1
Dayot Upamecano