The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
52
Crawford Jansson
Harry Kane
67
1 - 1

Much and More FC

3 - 5

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
3
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 2
15
José Rubén Bernal
0 - 3
25
Geoffrey Were
Neymar
26
1 - 3
Son Heung-Min
39
2 - 3
2 - 4
44
Geoffrey Were
Neymar
86
3 - 4
3 - 5
88
Patrik Schick

AFC He-Man

2 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Nicolás Otamendi
71
1 - 0
Kevin De Bruyne
75
2 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Robert Lewandowski
24
1 - 0
Steven Bergwijn
39
2 - 0
Steven Bergwijn
80
3 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Nootcastle United

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
11
Youssef En-Nesyri

RED CARD - 90+4 - MAULA, MORE LIKE

West Bromwich Altaria

1 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
66
Bukayo Saka (Pen)
Teun Koopmeiners
73
1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Maychester United

1 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

Mehdi Taremi
90+3
1 - 0

Zimbrob

1 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
3
Ramy Bensebaini
Phil Foden
14
1 - 1
1 - 2
67
Eduardo Camavinga

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
50
Abdul Boateng
0 - 2
70
Abdul Boateng

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Farcelona

Vitor Roque
14
1 - 0
1 - 1
44
Piotr Zieliński

Los Patos

2 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Matteo Darmian
22
1 - 0
Evan Ferguson
26
2 - 0
2 - 1
45+1
Victor Boniface