The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

5 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Piotr Zieliński
2
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
45+4
2 - 0
Piotr Zieliński
53
3 - 0
Mateo Kovačić
55
4 - 0
Marcos Llorente
74
5 - 0

RED CARD - 43 - YOU'RE NICKED, CARRASCO

RED CARD - 58 - BLEU CAR, DIGNE

FC Cers City

2 - 1

Maychester United

Ulisses
75
1 - 0
Jarrod Bowen
90
2 - 0
2 - 1
90+4
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa

Kamara Chameleon Collective

1 - 1

Zimbrob

0 - 1
13
Gonçalo Ramos
Casemiro
76
1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 3

Nootcastle United

0 - 1
22
Lucky Radebe (Retired) (Pen)
0 - 2
23
João Aparício
Philippe Coutinho
51
1 - 2
1 - 3
68
Julio César
Rafinha
70
2 - 3

Surreal Olympics

1 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
4
Marcão
0 - 2
52
Elio Montouri
José Rubén Bernal
55
1 - 2

Sh1tesse

2 - 1

Much and More FC

Jérémy Doku
37
1 - 0
1 - 1
74
Son Heung-Min
Aaron Hickey
90+3
2 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 2

AFC He-Man

Sergej Milinković-Savić
42
1 - 0
1 - 1
45+1
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)
1 - 2
66
Serge Gnabry

RED CARD - 83 - SADLY THE REFEREE WASN'T

RED CARD - 90+3 - CARVED A HOLE IN HIS LEG

Crawford Hotspur FC

1 - 2

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Aleksandar Mitrović
1
1 - 0
1 - 1
3
Robert Lewandowski
1 - 2
77
Robert Lewandowski

RED CARD - 90+5 - ALBAD BEHAVIOUR MORE LIKE, WAHEY

Ye Who Enter Here United

1 - 3

Pantabangan Wanderers

Dayot Upamecano
40
1 - 0
1 - 1
59
Matheus Nunes
1 - 2
74
Matheus Nunes
1 - 3
77
Alphonso Davies

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 0

West Bromwich Altaria

Callum Wilson (Pen)
40
1 - 0
Callum Wilson
60
2 - 0

Weasels

1 - 0

Los Patos

Norman Onyango
57
1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Darwin Núñez
43
1 - 0