The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Six

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

West Bromwich Altaria

3 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Jamal Musiala
6
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
10
2 - 0
Victor Osimhen
38
3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

4 - 4

Weasels

Pablo Sarabia
3
1 - 0
1 - 1
25
Norman Onyango
Victor Boniface
26
2 - 1
Gavi
43
3 - 1
3 - 2
53
Koke
Boubacar Kamara
84
4 - 2
4 - 3
90
Aurélien Tchouaméni
4 - 4
90+8
Norman Onyango

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

3 - 3

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
13
Virgil van Dijk (OG)
Christopher Nkunku
21
1 - 1
Moussa Diaby
36
2 - 1
2 - 2
45
Patrik Schick
2 - 3
53
Patrik Schick
James Tavernier (Pen)
86
3 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
27
Dominik Szoboszlai

Maychester United

1 - 3

Farcelona

0 - 1
20
Lionel Messi
0 - 2
30
Lionel Messi
0 - 3
46
Luis Díaz
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
58
1 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
67
Ollie Watkins (Pen)
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
75
1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

Rafael Leão
22
1 - 0
1 - 1
33
Gabriel Jesus
1 - 2
51
Dani Carvajal

Nootcastle United

0 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1
3
Henrikh Mkhitaryan

Los Patos

3 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Alexis Umeres
40
1 - 0
Alexis Umeres
51
2 - 0
Alexis Umeres
75
3 - 0
3 - 1
90+1
Vitinha (The ST Lad)

Zimbrob

1 - 3

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
12
Kevin De Bruyne
0 - 2
23
Leandro Trossard
Lautaro Martínez
48
1 - 2
1 - 3
90+4
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 4

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
6
Nordi Mukiele
0 - 2
45+4
Gabriel
0 - 3
52
Ousmane Dembélé
0 - 4
54
Nicolò Barella

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

Sh1tesse

Rúben Dias
15
1 - 0
Diogo Jota (Retired)
86
2 - 0
2 - 1
90+4
Florian Wirtz

Much and More FC

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
13
Gabriel Martinelli
Son Heung-Min
68
1 - 1