The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

0 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
10'
Jordan Henderson
0 - 2
25'
Memphis Depay
0 - 3
75'
Georginio Wijnaldum

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
33'
Nabil Fekir

Sh1tesse

0 - 2

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
49'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
0 - 2
65'
Christopher Nkunku

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 3

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
6'
Vinícius Júnior
0 - 2
48'
Vinícius Júnior
0 - 3
73'
Boubacar Kamara

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 1
6'
Victor Osimhen
Sergej Milinković-Savić
33'
1 - 1
1 - 2
84'
Reinildo
Sergej Milinković-Savić
94'
2 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

2 - 3

Much and More FC

0 - 1
13'
Neymar
0 - 2
28'
Sergio Ramos (OG)
Bruno Fernandes
30'
1 - 2
Bernardo Silva
37'
2 - 2
2 - 3
47'
Marcelo Brozović

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Crawford Hotspur FC

2 - 0

Los Patos

Jules Koundé
25'
1 - 0
Castello Lukeba (OG)
49'
2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Fábio Vieira
79'
1 - 0

Surreal Olympics

3 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Guillermo Torres
13
1 - 0
Davide Frattesi
36
2 - 0
Randal Kolo Muani
73
3 - 0

Weasels

2 - 2

Zimbrob

0 - 1
13
Kieran Tierney
0 - 2
39
Lautaro Martínez
Koke
52
1 - 2
Koke
84
2 - 2

AFC He-Man

2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Kevin De Bruyne
8
1 - 0
Iñaki Williams
74
2 - 0

FC Cers City

3 - 0

Nootcastle United

Antonio Rüdiger
59
1 - 0
Enzo Fernández
78
2 - 0
Dominik Szoboszlai
88
3 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 3

Maychester United

0 - 1
10
Mehdi Taremi
Thomas Müller
12
1 - 1
1 - 2
38
Mehdi Taremi
1 - 3
83
Mehdi Taremi