The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Twenty-Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Patos

2 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Evan Ferguson
30'
1 - 0
Luis Alberto
52'
2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 0

Much and More FC

Karim Benzema
17'
1 - 0
Antoine Griezmann
35'
2 - 0
Karim Benzema
51'
3 - 0

AFC He-Man

0 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
56'
Callum Wilson

West Bromwich Altaria

2 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
6'
Gaëtan Laborde
Federico Valverde
8'
1 - 1
Xavi Simons
15'
2 - 1
2 - 2
61'
Gaëtan Laborde

Maychester United

7 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Gianluca Mancini
20'
1 - 0
Gianluca Mancini
25'
2 - 0
Rodrygo
37'
3 - 0
Mehdi Taremi
41'
4 - 0
Rodrygo
48'
5 - 0
5 - 1
63'
Karim Benzema
James Ward-Prowse
66'
6 - 1
Reece James
88'
7 - 1

FC Cers City

1 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
4'
Olivier Giroud
Raphaël Varane (Retired)
58'
1 - 1
1 - 2
94'
Emile Smith Rowe

Ye Who Enter Here United

3 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
36'
Elio Montouri
Romelu Lukaku
53'
1 - 1
1 - 2
56'
Rúben Dias
Erik Lamela (Retired)
67'
2 - 2
Romelu Lukaku
85'
3 - 2

Nootcastle United

2 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
17'
1 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
26'
2 - 0
2 - 1
45+1'
Eduardo Camavinga
2 - 2
72'
Ricardo Horta

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

5 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

Frenkie de Jong
3'
1 - 0
Alexander Isak
6'
2 - 0
Sadio Mané (Retired)
48'
3 - 0
Ferland Mendy (Retired)
51'
4 - 0
4 - 1
63'
Sofyan Amrabat
Christopher Nkunku (Pen)
77'
5 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Marcus Thuram (Retired)
16'
1 - 0
1 - 1
61'
Leandro Paredes
James Rodríguez
64'
2 - 1