The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Twenty-Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

4 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Riyad Mahrez
2'
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
6'
2 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
31'
3 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
44'
4 - 0

Weasels

2 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
29'
Danson Owino
Emile Smith Rowe
41'
1 - 1
1 - 2
54'
Dejan Kulusevski
Norman Onyango
74'
2 - 2

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
29'
Crawford Jansson
0 - 2
55'
Harry Kane (Pen)

Los Patos

1 - 2

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
33'
Geoffrey Were
Luis Alberto
38'
1 - 1
1 - 2
87'
Patrik Schick

Zimbrob

4 - 1

Much and More FC

Phil Foden
8'
1 - 0
Phil Foden
23'
2 - 0
Lucas Hernández
42'
3 - 0
Thiago Silva (OG)
45+2'
4 - 0
4 - 1
66'
Neymar (Pen)

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Sadio Mané (Retired)
2'
1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 3

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
18'
Iñaki Williams
0 - 2
34'
Kevin De Bruyne
0 - 3
75'
Iñaki Williams

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Danilo
4'
1 - 0
Victor Boniface
42'
2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Karim Benzema
3'
1 - 0
Karim Benzema
5'
2 - 0
Karim Benzema
9'
3 - 0

Maychester United

1 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
12'
Bruno Fernandes
Steven Berghuis
49'
1 - 1
1 - 2
54'
Romelu Lukaku (Pen)

Nootcastle United

2 - 1

Sh1tesse

Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
28'
1 - 0
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
66'
2 - 0
2 - 1
71'
Youssoufa Moukoko

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 3

Farcelona

0 - 1
12'
Ferran Torres
0 - 2
63'
César Azpilicueta
0 - 3
82'
Luis Díaz

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 0

West Bromwich Altaria

Youssef Obama
75'
1 - 0
Guido Rodríguez
90'
2 - 0