The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Twenty-Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Nootcastle United

0 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
80'
Romelu Lukaku (Pen)

Los Patos

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Iker Muniain (Retired)
18
1 - 0
Jude Bellingham
45+3
2 - 0
2 - 1
71
Azman Abu Hassan
2 - 2
75
Federico Chiesa

E. Ferguson missed Pen 44

FC Cers City

3 - 0

Farcelona

Dominik Szoboszlai
48
1 - 0
Enzo Fernández
59
2 - 0
Enzo Fernández
78
3 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

Vitor Roque
26
1 - 0
1 - 1
51
Xavi Simons
Natale Regis
90+3
2 - 1

T. Koopmeiners missed pen 37

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

3 - 1

Much and More FC

0 - 1
19
Son Heung-Min
Frenkie de Jong
43
1 - 1
Alexander Isak
45+2
2 - 1
Alexander Isak
58
3 - 1

Weasels

0 - 4

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
3
Marcus Rashford
0 - 2
44
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 3
75
Marcus Rashford (Pen)
0 - 4
81
Marcus Rashford

Crawford Hotspur FC

1 - 3

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
6
Danson Owino
Jack Grealish
9
1 - 1
1 - 2
25
Danson Owino
1 - 3
35
Darwin Núñez

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
14
Pedri
0 - 2
24
Ansu Fati

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

4 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

Matthijs de Ligt
5
1 - 0
Lutsharel Geertruida
41
2 - 0
Francesco Acerbi
45+2
3 - 0
3 - 1
46
Gabriel Jesus
Manuel Locatelli (OG)
65
4 - 1
4 - 2
74
Mohamed Salah

R. Lewandowski missed Pen 76

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
11
Nico Williams
0 - 2
21
Noussair Mazraoui
0 - 3
49
Abdul Boateng (Pen)

Maychester United

2 - 3

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
7
Leandro Trossard
Rodrygo
64
1 - 1
1 - 2
67
Iñaki Williams
1 - 3
74
Serge Gnabry
Kylian Mbappé
80
2 - 3