The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Nineteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
68'
Alejandro Grimaldo
0 - 2
96'
Martin Ødegaard

Farcelona

1 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Luis Díaz
33'
1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 2

Much and More FC

Adrien Rabiot
4'
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
25'
2 - 0
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
33'
3 - 0
3 - 1
58'
Son Heung-Min
3 - 2
62'
Neymar

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 2

Zimbrob

0 - 1
19'
Aymeric Laporte
Mason Mount
37'
1 - 1
1 - 2
50'
Lautaro Martínez (Pen)

Crawford Hotspur FC

3 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Erling Haaland
15'
1 - 0
Ángel Di María
35'
2 - 0
2 - 1
56'
Callum Wilson
2 - 2
66'
Fábio Vieira
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
87'
3 - 2

Nootcastle United

2 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
41'
1 - 0
1 - 1
55'
Victor Osimhen
1 - 2
57'
Teun Koopmeiners
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
74'
2 - 2

RED CARD - 58' - THE GOING-TO-HELLEPHANT

FC Cers City

3 - 0

Sh1tesse

Enzo Fernández
7'
1 - 0
Raphaël Varane (Retired)
68'
2 - 0
Harry Kane
70'
3 - 0

Weasels

3 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Olivier Giroud
24'
1 - 0
Norman Onyango
47'
2 - 0
Aaron Wan-Bissaka (OG)
75'
3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

1 - 4

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
22'
Kevin De Bruyne
0 - 2
26'
Ángel Correa
0 - 3
44'
Iñaki Williams
Pablo Sarabia
58'
1 - 3
1 - 4
93'
Iñaki Williams

RED CARD - 83' - DEATH, TAXES AND CASEMIRO TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE

Los Patos

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Iker Muniain (Retired)
72'
1 - 0

Maychester United

4 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
15'
1 - 0
Mehdi Taremi
33'
2 - 0
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa
45+3'
3 - 0
Kylian Mbappé
66'
4 - 0
4 - 1
72'
Oriol Romeu

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle