The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Kamara Chameleon Collective

4 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

John Stones
16'
1 - 0
Gavi
31'
2 - 0
2 - 1
76'
James Milner
Pablo Sarabia
77'
3 - 1
Boubacar Kamara
92'
4 - 1

FC Cers City

3 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Ulisses
25'
1 - 0
Harry Kane
55'
2 - 0
Raheem Sterling
60'
3 - 0

Maychester United

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Xaver Schlager
12'
1 - 0
Rodrygo
26'
2 - 0

Farcelona

5 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Luis Díaz
39'
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
79'
2 - 0
Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
82'
3 - 0
Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
88'
4 - 0
Dani Parejo
90'
5 - 0

RED CARD - 72' - YACOMOH-NO JA-SIN-TO

Weasels

4 - 3

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
19'
Amine Gouiri
0 - 2
34'
Gaëtan Laborde
0 - 3
39'
Ivan Toney
Robin Le Normand
42'
1 - 3
Norman Onyango
73'
2 - 3
Norman Onyango
75'
3 - 3
Koke
91'
4 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 3

AFC He-Man

Fabinho (Pen)
30'
1 - 0
1 - 1
72'
İlkay Gündoğan
1 - 2
74'
Serge Gnabry
1 - 3
77'
David Alaba

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Sh1tesse

Rodri
26
1 - 0
Sergi Roberto
86
2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 2

Surreal Olympics

Nicolò Barella
9
1 - 0
1 - 1
16
Randal Kolo Muani
1 - 2
43
Marcus Rashford

Nootcastle United

2 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
35
1 - 0
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
41
2 - 0
2 - 1
47
Federico Dimarco (Pen)
2 - 2
84
Guido Rodríguez

RED CARD - 55 - He took apíc out of the opponent's leg

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

RED CARD - 45+4 - Sa lahng

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 0

Zimbrob

Los Patos

0 - 3

Much and More FC

0 - 1
45
Mauro Icardi
0 - 2
82
Son Heung-Min
0 - 3
90+2
Neymar

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 2

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Adrien Rabiot
2
1 - 0
Adrien Rabiot
23
2 - 0
2 - 1
26
Christopher Nkunku
Riyad Mahrez
38
3 - 1
3 - 2
85
Alexander Isak