The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Ten

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 2

Surreal Olympics

Gaëtan Laborde
29
1 - 0
1 - 1
38
Randal Kolo Muani
1 - 2
53
Marcus Rashford (Pen)
Ivan Toney
73
2 - 2

RED CARD - 89 - MORE LIKE KARATE

Zimbrob

3 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Lautaro Martínez (Pen)
33
1 - 0
Stanislav Lobotka
54
2 - 0
Lucas Hernández
83
3 - 0

Maychester United

3 - 3

Weasels

0 - 1
10
Norman Onyango
Rodrygo
12
1 - 1
Mehdi Taremi
18
2 - 1
2 - 2
24
Norman Onyango
2 - 3
28
Norman Onyango (Pen)
Mohammed Kudus
64
3 - 3

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Much and More FC

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

Neymar
8
1 - 0
1 - 1
26
Thomas Müller
1 - 2
88
Evan N’Dicka

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
28
Raphinha
Karim Benzema
45+1
1 - 1
Karim Benzema
56
2 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

1 - 1

FC Cers City

Bryan Cristante
77
1 - 0
1 - 1
90+7
Jarrod Bowen

Nootcastle United

2 - 3

Los Patos

0 - 1
10
Alexis Umeres
Roman Kaivoja
13
1 - 1
Gustavo Bessa (Retired)
29
2 - 1
2 - 2
50
Jude Bellingham
2 - 3
85
Luis Alberto

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 4

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1
10
Ángel Di María
0 - 2
24
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Leroy Sané
62
1 - 2
1 - 3
79
Dani Ceballos
1 - 4
90+5
Yves Bissouma (Retired)

RED CARD - 57 - THE KING ABDICATED THE PITCH

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
17
Callum Wilson (Pen)
Sergej Milinković-Savić
54
1 - 1
1 - 2
90+6
Éder Militão (Pen)

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Robert Lewandowski
12
1 - 0
1 - 1
20
Joshua Zirkzee
Adrien Rabiot
45+2
2 - 1
Donny van de Beek
88
3 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

Farcelona

Elio Montouri
11
1 - 0
Lamine Yamal
22
2 - 0
2 - 1
36
César Azpilicueta

AFC He-Man

1 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
3
Florian Wirtz
Leandro Trossard
7
1 - 1
1 - 2
76
Yeremy Pino