The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Three - Gameweek Twenty-Two

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Much and More FC

3 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall
12
1 - 0
Raheem Sterling
21
2 - 0
Emile Smith Rowe (Pen)
80
3 - 0

Surreal Olympics

3 - 2

Partizaak Belgrade

0 - 1
23
Vinícius Júnior
Randal Kolo Muani
27
1 - 1
1 - 2
51
Alexis Umeres
Geoffrey Were
83
2 - 2
Patrik Schick
90+2
3 - 2

RED CARD - 37 - GEROFF THE PITCH

Sh1tesse

1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
22
Pepe (Retired)
Facundo Buonanotte
81
1 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

3 - 3

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
16
Lautaro Martínez
Sergio Canales
33
1 - 1
1 - 2
41
Lautaro Martínez
Alexander Isak
48
2 - 2
Alexander Isak
76
3 - 2
3 - 3
77
João Palhinha

Zimbrob

3 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

Gonçalo Ramos
2
1 - 0
Moisés Caicedo
16
2 - 0
Nicolás González
33
3 - 0
3 - 1
56
Benjamin Šeško
3 - 2
73
Mohamed Salah

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
27
Rodrygo
0 - 2
90
Kobbie Mainoo

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 1

Farcelona

Julián Álvarez
30
1 - 0
1 - 1
39
Lionel Messi

Nootcastle United

0 - 3

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1
52
Mikel Oyarzabal
0 - 2
58
Andrea Cambiaso
Ebere Eze
89
1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Kingsley Coman
50
1 - 0
Lois Openda (Pen)
74
2 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Kai Havertz
23
1 - 0

Weasels

0 - 0

AFC He-Man

Los Patos

1 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 1
28
Joshua Kimmich (Pen)
Luis Alberto
57
1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 4

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
34
Youth Coach Two
0 - 2
45+1
Norman Onyango
0 - 3
66
Youth Coach Two
0 - 4
84
Marcelo Brozović
Mehdi Taremi
90+4
1 - 4

RED CARD - 52 - Terrible example for the kids

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
62'
Raheem Sterling
0 - 2
72'
Alexis Mac Allister

Maychester United

0 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Benjamin Bourigeaud
52'
1 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

2 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Domenico Berardi
45+1'
1 - 0
Aurélien Tchouaméni
61'
2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 0

Weasels

Leroy Sané
26'
1 - 0

AFC He-Man

3 - 2

Sh1tesse

Youssef En-Nesyri
34'
1 - 0
Viktor Gyökeres
37'
2 - 0
2 - 1
39'
Jérémy Doku
2 - 2
79'
Noni Madueke
Evanilson
85'
3 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

1 - 2

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
3'
Geoffrey Were
Ciro Immobile
35'
1 - 1
1 - 2
71'
Fabián

MISSED PEN Rashford 45+3′