The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Three - Gameweek Nineteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

West Bromwich Altaria

2 - 4

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
18
Lois Openda
0 - 2
34
Boubacar Kamara
Xavi Simons
46
1 - 2
1 - 3
55
Kingsley Coman
1 - 4
62
Lois Openda
Aleksandar Mitrović
73
2 - 4

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Erling Haaland
1
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
17
2 - 0
2 - 1
71
Jarrad Branthwaite
2 - 2
84
Fermín
Dejan Kulusevski
90+3
3 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

1 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
1
Olivier Giroud
0 - 2
5
Jacob Ramsey
Trent Alexander-Arnold
85
1 - 2

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
28
Rafael Leão

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 1

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
45+1
Ulisses
Mikel Merino
63
1 - 1
Youth Coach Two
86
2 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

3 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

Marcos Llorente
16
1 - 0
Pascal Groß
27
2 - 0
2 - 1
43
Reece James
Paulo Dybala
45+1
3 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
7
Neymar
0 - 2
15
Arkadiusz Milik
0 - 3
24
Arkadiusz Milik

Partizaak Belgrade

5 - 1

Los Patos

Domenico Berardi (Pen)
8
1 - 0
Aurélien Tchouaméni
9
2 - 0
2 - 1
43
Azman Abu Hassan
Aurélien Tchouaméni
53
3 - 1
Odilon Kossounou
71
4 - 1
Aurélien Tchouaméni
82
5 - 1

Zimbrob

4 - 1

Nootcastle United

Iago Aspas
3
1 - 0
Gonçalo Ramos
24
2 - 0
2 - 1
47
Jizz Hornkamp
Phil Foden
70
3 - 1
Matteo Politano
80
4 - 1

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Viktor Gyökeres
15
1 - 0
1 - 1
46
Gabriel Jesus

Maychester United

3 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Rasmus Højlund
66
1 - 0
Bukayo Saka
84
2 - 0
Bukayo Saka
90
3 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
17'
Dominik Szoboszlai

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

4 - 2

Sh1tesse

Cody Gakpo
21'
1 - 0
Marten de Roon
27'
2 - 0
Tijjani Reijnders
56'
3 - 0
3 - 1
58'
Karim Adeyemi
Pedri (OG)
68'
4 - 1
4 - 2
80'
Michael Olise

Surreal Olympics

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Marcus Rashford
42'
1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

3 - 2

AFC He-Man

Bruno Guimarães
67'
1 - 0
1 - 1
72'
Gabriel Martinelli
Neymar
73'
2 - 1
Allan Saint-Maximin
85'
3 - 1
3 - 2
93'
Kevin De Bruyne

RED CARD - 82' - THE MAILER (DELIVERS AN ENVELOPE FULL OF ANTHRAX)

Nanard Corruption Football

3 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Marco Reus
27'
1 - 0
1 - 1
40'
Cole Palmer (Pen)
Gabriel Jesus
43'
2 - 1
Mauro Icardi
53'
3 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

1 - 1

Partizaak Belgrade

0 - 1
35'
Aurélien Tchouaméni
Breel Embolo
72'
1 - 1

RED CARD - 77' - ASSAULTIN' MBAPPE

Much and More FC

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
74'
Bukayo Saka