The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Seven - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

West Bromwich Altaria

1 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

Pedri
27'
1 - 0
1 - 1
38'
Thiago Almada

Flying Faux Soccer

5 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
12'
Jørgen Strand Larsen
Christopher Nkunku
16'
1 - 1
Marcão
43'
2 - 1
Christopher Nkunku (Pen)
54'
3 - 1
Christopher Nkunku
56'
4 - 1
Prince Essiam
90'
5 - 1

Weasels

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
17'
Virgil van Dijk (OG)
James Ward-Prowse
61'
1 - 1

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

4 - 0

Surreal Freedom

Mikel Oyarzabal
1'
1 - 0
Iñaki Williams
5'
2 - 0
Leandro Paredes
8'
3 - 0
Marcel Sabitzer
68'
4 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

1 - 4

Vlad Botafogo

0 - 1
8'
James Maddison
Kevin De Bruyne
18'
1 - 1
1 - 2
28'
Jack Grealish
1 - 3
45+1'
Bruno Guimarães
1 - 4
48'
Jack Grealish

Beek and Donk Spartans

1 - 1

Farcelona

Alexis Mac Allister
17'
1 - 0
1 - 1
77'
Alexis Umeres

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 5

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
16'
Endrick
0 - 2
24'
Igor (OG)
0 - 3
62'
Endrick
Bruno Fernandes
72'
1 - 3
1 - 4
82'
Endrick
1 - 5
89'
Endrick

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 3

FC Cers City

0 - 1
12'
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
Federico Valverde
14'
1 - 1
1 - 2
34'
Daniel Buschmann
1 - 3
47'
Daniel Buschmann

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Maychester United

0 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
4'
Aurélien Tchouaméni
0 - 2
78'
Ciro Immobile

Barely Athletic

0 - 3

Karoba United

0 - 1
3'
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 2
39'
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 3
66'
Randal Kolo Muani (Pen)

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

2 - 2

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Jude Bellingham
16'
1 - 0
Rodrigo Bentancur
28'
2 - 0
2 - 1
30'
Marco Asensio
2 - 2
95'
Jan Paul van Hecke

Much and More FC

4 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Victor Osimhen
5'
1 - 0
Nuno Santos
16'
2 - 0
Nuno Santos
38'
3 - 0
Wilfried Zaha
92'
4 - 0

Bloke Squad

1 - 0

St Marten Saints

Leroy Sané
5'
1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

Nootcastle United

2 - 3

CSM Focșani

0 - 1
6'
N’Golo Kanté
Fredrik Aursnes
13'
1 - 1
1 - 2
26'
Rafael Leão
Callum Wilson
52'
2 - 2
2 - 3
81'
Iñigo Martínez

Sh1tesse

1 - 0

Horses With Attitude

Mauro Icardi
29'
1 - 0