The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-One - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Ye Who Enter Here United

1 - 0

FC Cers City

Viktor Gyökeres
51
1 - 0

Nootcastle United

1 - 0

Weasels

Gerard Moreno
51
1 - 0

Los Patos

3 - 1

AFC He-Man

Ciro Immobile
5
1 - 0
Declan Rice
27
2 - 0
2 - 1
31
Thiago Almada
Ciro Immobile
81
3 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 3

Much and More FC

Dane Scarlett
21
1 - 0
Dane Scarlett
28
2 - 0
2 - 1
36
Dejan Kulusevski
2 - 2
72
Erling Haaland
2 - 3
74
Dejan Kulusevski

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 4

Los Hijos de Chud

Neymar
38
1 - 0
1 - 1
41
Danson Owino
1 - 2
47
Alexis Umeres
1 - 3
89
Oleksandr Zinchenko
1 - 4
90+2
Sadio Mané (Retired)

Möhömahamörssit

6 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Physio O’Sullivan
32
1 - 0
Youth Coach One
34
2 - 0
2 - 1
45+3
Robert Lewandowski
Carlos Raínho
53
3 - 1
Crawford Jansson (Pen)
60
4 - 1
4 - 2
67
Ángel Di María
Marcão
69
5 - 2
5 - 3
80
Stanislav Lobotka
Mason Mount (OG)
84
6 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Farcelona

Sergio Ramos (Pen)
50
1 - 0
1 - 1
80
Yeremy Pino
Eduardo Camavinga
90+2
2 - 1

RED CARD - 85 - RKM OUTTA NOWHERE

Sh1tesse

1 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
45
Alejandro Balde
0 - 2
56
Ansu Fati
Luka Modrić
68
1 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Callum Wilson
7
1 - 0
Callum Wilson
28
2 - 0
Callum Wilson
55
3 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 1

Surreal Olympics

José Giménez
25
1 - 0
Bruno Fernandes (Pen)
49
2 - 0
2 - 1
51
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 5

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
21
Mohamed Salah
0 - 2
51
Mohamed Salah (Pen)
0 - 3
53
Victor Osimhen
Luke Shaw (OG)
70
1 - 3
1 - 4
73
Victor Osimhen
Harry Kane
86
2 - 4
2 - 5
90+3
Martin Ødegaard