The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-One - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 6

FC Cers City

0 - 1
10'
Jude Bellingham
0 - 2
15'
Axel Disasi
0 - 3
21'
Jude Bellingham
0 - 4
65'
Jarrod Bowen
0 - 5
71'
Marcus Rashford
0 - 6
73'
Marcus Rashford

Sh1tesse

0 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
85'
Mattia Zaccagni

MISSED PEN Benzema 68′

(Yes, Diogo Costa is still the only Shitesse player to have scored this season.)

Los Patos

3 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
7'
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
Serge Gnabry
25'
1 - 1
Rodri
47'
2 - 1
2 - 2
56'
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
Pau Torres
95'
3 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Maychester United

Sadio Mané (Retired)
17'
1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 5

Farcelona

Crawford Jansson (Pen)
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
9'
Yeremy Pino
1 - 2
21'
Joshua Kimmich
1 - 3
44'
Dani Parejo
1 - 4
51'
Dani Parejo (Pen)
1 - 5
75'
Diogo Jota (Retired)

Nootcastle United

0 - 2

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
9'
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 2
73'
Robert Lewandowski

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
69'
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
0 - 2
97'
Moussa Diaby

Tiki Taka Toah

4 - 4

Much and More FC

0 - 1
1'
James Maddison
0 - 2
2'
Erling Haaland
Neymar (Pen)
11'
1 - 2
Abdul Boateng
36'
2 - 2
2 - 3
52'
Rúben Neves
Elio Montouri
61'
3 - 3
3 - 4
63'
Jack Grealish
Alexander Isak
90'
4 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 0

Weasels

Phil Foden
36'
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
46'
2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

4 - 1

Surreal Olympics

Gabriel Jesus
13'
1 - 0
1 - 1
18'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
Harry Kane
53'
2 - 1
Gabriel Jesus
75'
3 - 1
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
83'
4 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

2 - 0

AFC He-Man

Walker Zimmerman (Pen)
20'
1 - 0
Sergej Milinković-Savić
26'
2 - 0