The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-One - Gameweek Two

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

5 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Moisés Caicedo
15'
1 - 0
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
20'
2 - 0
Kylian Mbappé
23'
3 - 0
Moisés Caicedo
45+1'
4 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
83'
5 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
31'
Abdul Boateng

Surreal Olympics

3 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
17'
Axel Witsel
Jordan Henderson
19'
2 - 1
2 - 2
52'
João Mário (The CAM One)
Dušan Tadić (Pen)
93'
3 - 2

FC Cers City

4 - 0

Sh1tesse

Federico Valverde
2'
1 - 0
Christopher Nkunku
7'
2 - 0
Virgil van Dijk
67'
3 - 0
Marcus Rashford
90'
4 - 0

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
30'
Harry Kane
Thiago Almada
48'
1 - 1

Weasels

1 - 3

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
41'
Sergej Milinković-Savić
0 - 2
45+2'
Ronald Araújo
0 - 3
51'
Sergej Milinković-Savić
Giorgio Scalvini
61'
1 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 4

Los Patos

0 - 1
16'
Olivier Giroud
0 - 2
39'
Rodri
0 - 3
69'
Rafael Leão
0 - 4
74'
Danilo
Riyad Mahrez
84'
1 - 4

MISSED PEN Big Big 6′
MISSED PEN Giroud 65′

Much and More FC

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Erling Haaland
24'
1 - 0
Jack Grealish
48'
2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Nootcastle United

Ousmane Dembélé
8'
1 - 0
Eduardo Camavinga
58'
2 - 0
2 - 1
59'
Pablo Sarabia

MISSED PEN Ramos 54′

Farcelona

1 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
3'
João Palhinha
Antoine Griezmann
14'
1 - 1
1 - 2
48'
João Palhinha