The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-One - Gameweek Thirteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
5
Alexis Umeres
Callum Wilson
31
1 - 1
Norman Onyango
69
2 - 1
2 - 2
87
Alexis Umeres

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 0

Maychester United

Weasels

3 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Giorgian De Arrascaeta
5
1 - 0
Claudio Bravo (Retired) (OG)
39
2 - 0
Jørgen Strand Larsen
63
3 - 0

AFC He-Man

1 - 4

Farcelona

0 - 1
23
Noussair Mazraoui
0 - 2
68
Antoine Griezmann
0 - 3
74
Diogo Jota (Retired)
Walker Zimmerman
85
1 - 3
1 - 4
89
Yeremy Pino

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
35
Victor Osimhen
Xavi Simons
39
1 - 1
Robert Lewandowski
54
2 - 1
Cody Gakpo
74
3 - 1

Nootcastle United

1 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

Toni Kroos (Retired)
29
1 - 0
1 - 1
39
Leroy Sané
1 - 2
74
Neymar (Pen)

La Ball de la Foot

4 - 2

Much and More FC

Kim Min-Jae (OG)
37
1 - 0
Kingsley Coman
52
2 - 0
2 - 1
57
Rúben Neves
Eduardo Camavinga
68
3 - 1
3 - 2
77
Erling Haaland
Ousmane Dembélé
79
4 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
13
Axel Witsel
Raphinha
87
1 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

2 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
1
Harry Kane
Mikel Oyarzabal
47
1 - 1
Romelu Lukaku
84
2 - 1

Los Patos

1 - 2

Sh1tesse

Olivier Giroud
25
1 - 0
1 - 1
49
Raheem Sterling
1 - 2
62
Karim Benzema (Pen)

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Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

FC Cers City

Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
87
1 - 0
1 - 1
90
Marcus Rashford (Pen)