The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-One - Gameweek Twelve

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Nootcastle United

İlkay Gündoğan (Pen)
30
1 - 0
Alexis Umeres
90+2
2 - 0

Much and More FC

5 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Erling Haaland (Pen)
2
1 - 0
Trent Alexander-Arnold
18
2 - 0
Alexis Mac Allister
50
3 - 0
Alexis Mac Allister
57
4 - 0
Erling Haaland
69
5 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

João Mário (The CAM One) (Pen)
37
1 - 0
Kevin De Bruyne
76
2 - 0

RED CARD - 13 - The sniper's cover was blown

Sh1tesse

0 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
2
Ismaël Bennacer
Lautaro Martínez
42
1 - 1

Surreal Olympics

1 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
13
Koke
0 - 2
20
Kalidou Koulibaly
Callum McGregor
37
1 - 2

RED CARD - 80 - Well the BBC defence will be interesting in GW13

Maychester United

4 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

Ansu Fati
28
1 - 0
Casemiro
45+1
2 - 0
2 - 1
45+2
Federico Chiesa
Ansu Fati (Pen)
86
3 - 1
Casemiro
90+1
4 - 1

FC Cers City

1 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
13
Virgil van Dijk (OG)
0 - 2
36
Pedri
Jarrod Bowen
64
1 - 2
1 - 3
75
Pedri

AFC He-Man

3 - 0

Weasels

Jesus Ferreira
6
1 - 0
Walker Zimmerman
51
2 - 0
Lucas Zelarayán
56
3 - 0

Farcelona

2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Dani Parejo (Pen)
13
1 - 0
Dani Parejo
45
2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
20
Robin Le Normand
Victor Osimhen
24
1 - 1
1 - 2
89
Lionel Messi

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 4

Los Patos

0 - 1
12
Rafael Leão
0 - 2
20
Florian Wirtz
Neymar (Pen)
43
1 - 2
1 - 3
45
Florian Wirtz
1 - 4
46
Olivier Giroud
Abdul Boateng
75
2 - 4
Neymar (Pen)
80
3 - 4

RED CARD - 68 - Youth Coach Dyer with a shocking anti-Welsh bias