The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-One - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 2

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
79'
Cody Gakpo
0 - 2
90'
Riyad Mahrez

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Sandro Tonali
45'
1 - 0
Patrik Schick
94'
2 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Bernardo Silva
10'
1 - 0
Sergej Milinković-Savić
77'
2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 3

FC Cers City

0 - 1
58'
Jarrod Bowen
0 - 2
69'
Marcus Rashford
0 - 3
84'
Marcus Rashford (Pen)

MISSED PEN Neymar 10′

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
61'
Thiago Almada (Pen)

Los Patos

1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
51'
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 2
62'
Moussa Diaby
Olivier Giroud
65'
1 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 0

Farcelona

Federico Chiesa
16'
1 - 0
Callum Wilson (Pen)
41'
2 - 0
Callum Wilson
79'
3 - 0

Sh1tesse

1 - 1

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
93'
James Ward-Prowse
Diogo Costa
95'
1 - 1

Maychester United

1 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
64'
James Maddison
0 - 2
67'
Amir Rrahmani (OG)
Mehdi Taremi (Pen)
77'
1 - 2

Nootcastle United

2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Bukayo Saka (Pen)
10'
1 - 0
Marco Reus
78'
2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 0

Weasels

Gabriel Jesus
12'
1 - 0
Giorgio Scalvini (OG)
86'
2 - 0