The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Patos

4 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
9'
Hakan Çalhanoğlu
Evan Ferguson (Pen)
35'
1 - 1
Evan Ferguson
60'
2 - 1
Sergej Milinković-Savić
73'
3 - 1
Milan Škriniar
87'
4 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 0

FC Cers City

Allan Saint-Maximin
26'
1 - 0

Zimbrob

4 - 1

Surreal Olympics

Enzo Fernández
17'
1 - 0
1 - 1
40'
Danilo Pereira
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
53'
2 - 1
Bryan Cristante
70'
3 - 1
Enzo Fernández
90'
4 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
37'
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
0 - 2
52'
Domenico Berardi
Luka Modrić
82'
1 - 2
Raphinha
93'
2 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Carlos Augusto
68'
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
91'
2 - 0

AFC He-Man

1 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
33'
Darwin Núñez
Jack Grealish
68'
1 - 1
1 - 2
90'
Jérémy Doku

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 3

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
2'
Alexander Isak
Luis Suárez
47'
1 - 1
1 - 2
88'
Sergio Canales
1 - 3
90'
Alexander Isak

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
21'
Alejandro Garnacho (Pen)
Marcão
28'
1 - 1
Marcão
49'
2 - 1
Neymar
86'
3 - 1

Nootcastle United

0 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
6'
Youth Coach Two

Sh1tesse

0 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
66'
Harry Kane
0 - 2
74'
Matheus Nunes

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
36'
Arda Güler (Pen)

RED CARD - 8' - REDERICO VALVERDE

Barely Athletic

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Yannick Carrasco
43'
1 - 0

RED CARD - 52' - FUCKINELLI

Los Hijos de Chud

5 - 1

Weasels

Mohamed Salah (Pen)
7'
1 - 0
Mehdi Taremi
12'
2 - 0
Mehdi Taremi
34'
3 - 0
Mohamed Salah
54'
4 - 0
4 - 1
78'
Arda Güler (Pen)
Mehdi Taremi
94'
5 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

2 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

Ivan Toney
9'
1 - 0
Iñaki Williams
79'
2 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade