The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek Twenty

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
38'
Raheem Sterling
0 - 2
58'
Raheem Sterling
Ayoze Pérez
87'
1 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 3

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
15'
Marcus Thuram
Martin Ødegaard
57'
1 - 1
1 - 2
65'
Marcus Thuram
1 - 3
82'
Marcus Rashford

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 2

FC Cers City

Jérémy Doku
6'
1 - 0
1 - 1
8'
Adrien Rabiot
1 - 2
11'
Adrien Rabiot
Natale Regis
45+1'
2 - 2

Robada

0 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 2

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
19'
Federico Chiesa
Nabil Fekir
31'
1 - 1
1 - 2
64'
John McGinn

RED CARD - 54' - BINSLEY COMAN

Maychester United

2 - 1

Weasels

Rasmus Højlund
19'
1 - 0
1 - 1
27'
Bukayo Saka
Rasmus Højlund
69'
2 - 1

AFC He-Man

1 - 0

Sh1tesse

Sebastián Driussi
55'
1 - 0

Noot York City

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
4'
Julián Álvarez
Julian Brandt
66'
1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 3

Os Patos

0 - 1
21'
Yann Aurel Bisseck
0 - 2
46'
Aleksandar Mitrović
0 - 3
68'
Sergej Milinković-Savić

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

St Marten Saints

Farcelona

1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Ferran Torres
21'
1 - 0

Barely Athletic

3 - 1

Noot York City

Son Heung-Min
3'
1 - 0
Romelu Lukaku
8'
2 - 0
2 - 1
49'
Jizz Hornkamp
Gonçalo Guedes
67'
3 - 1

MISSED PEN Lukaku 57′

RED CARD - 70' - DUMFREEZE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
3'
Lamine Yamal

Weasels

2 - 1

Partizaak Belgrade

0 - 1
16'
Franck Kessié
Bukayo Saka (Pen)
23'
1 - 1
Alessandro Buongiorno
63'
2 - 1

RED CARD - 44' - FUCKER, FRANCK KESSIE