The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek Eighteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
39'
Kevin De Bruyne

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
60'
Warren Zaïre-Emery

Nootcastle United

1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
12'
Thomas Müller
Evanilson
19'
1 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
38
Nicolò Barella
Karim Benzema
63
1 - 1
Lionel Messi (Pen)
68
2 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 2

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
58
Christopher Nkunku
0 - 2
59
Gabriel Jesus

Brigstock Big Cocks

4 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

Sandro Tonali
5
1 - 0
1 - 1
35
Ivan Toney (Pen)
Bruno Guimarães
43
2 - 1
2 - 2
44
Xavi Simons
Miguel Almirón
56
3 - 2
Joelinton
64
4 - 2

RED CARD - 51 - SINAKI

Maychester United

1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Dani Carvajal (OG)
48
1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

4 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Youth Coach Two
17
1 - 0
Youth Coach Two
71
2 - 0
Leroy Sané
86
3 - 0
João Félix
89
4 - 0

VOLCANO: Enzo Maresca

AFC He-Man

1 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
1
Carlos Raínho (Pen)
0 - 2
9
Michael Olise
Jack Grealish
59
1 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 0

Weasels

Los Patos

6 - 2

Barely Athletic

Kim Min-Jae (OG)
3
1 - 0
1 - 1
16
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Evan Ferguson
22
2 - 1
Nico Schlotterbeck (OG)
23
3 - 1
3 - 2
30
Jan Paul van Hecke (OG)
Evan Ferguson
33
4 - 2
Evan Ferguson
35
5 - 2
Evan Ferguson
38
6 - 2

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

FC Cers City

2 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Alexis Umeres
35
1 - 0
Alexis Umeres
86
2 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

Jadon Sancho
43'
1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Abdul Boateng
16'
1 - 0
1 - 1
48'
Marco Asensio
Bernardo Silva
93'
2 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1

Los Patos

0 - 1
62'
Aleksandar Mitrović

MISSED PEN Politano 23′

Barely Athletic

1 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
8'
Dušan Tadić
Rodrigo
83'
1 - 1