The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek Fourteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Robada

0 - 1
41
António Silva

Partizaak Belgrade

3 - 1

Sh1tesse

Ricardo Horta
16
1 - 0
Lucas Ocampos
45+2
2 - 0
2 - 1
69
Mathys Tel
Dušan Vlahović
81
3 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

3 - 4

Crawford Hotspur FC

Jamal Musiala
9
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
23
2 - 0
2 - 1
48
James Rodríguez (Pen)
2 - 2
63
Christian Pulisic
Victor Osimhen
70
3 - 2
3 - 3
73
Eduardo Camavinga
3 - 4
78
Christian Pulisic

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Donyell Malen
43
1 - 0
1 - 1
63
Mehdi Taremi
Marco Asensio
86
2 - 1

Noot York City

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
12
Miguel Almirón
0 - 2
16
James Milner (Pen)
Gerard Moreno
33
1 - 2
Alexis Mac Allister (Pen)
81
2 - 2

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Farcelona

Ángel Correa
18
1 - 0

St Marten Saints

0 - 4

FC Europa Invicta

0 - 1
19
Cristian Romero
0 - 2
29
Xavi Simons
0 - 3
65
Patrick Omondi
0 - 4
77
Xavi Simons

RED CARD - 21 - RED CAURDSNES

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

Youth Coach Two
39'
1 - 0
1 - 1
43'
Reece James
Youth Coach Two
72'
2 - 1
Youth Coach Two
80'
3 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Douglas Luiz
83
1 - 0
1 - 1
90+1
Álex Remiro (OG)

Maychester United

3 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Rasmus Højlund
26
1 - 0
Norman Onyango
32
2 - 0
2 - 1
47
Rafael Leão
2 - 2
64
Raphinha
Rasmus Højlund
74
3 - 2

RED CARD - 69 - DENIES A CAREER

Os Patos

2 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

Evan Ferguson
1
1 - 0
1 - 1
12
Luis Suárez
1 - 2
22
Luis Suárez
Lewis Dunk
90+3
2 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 0

Barely Athletic

Kingsley Coman
95'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Big Rom 10′

Beek and Donk Spartans

3 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Gabriel Jesus
44'
1 - 0
1 - 1
45+1'
Alexander Isak
Jonathan Tah
50'
2 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
69'
3 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 0

Weasels

José Rubén Bernal
64'
1 - 0