The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
65'
Harry Kane
Luis Suárez
81'
1 - 1
1 - 2
94'
Serge Gnabry

Nootcastle United

0 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
58'
Rodri
0 - 2
84'
Adrien Rabiot

MISSED PEN Moreno 67′

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

4 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Marco Asensio
2'
1 - 0
Cody Gakpo
7'
2 - 0
Lionel Messi (OG)
28'
3 - 0
Marco Asensio (Pen)
62'
4 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
29'
Jorge Cuenca

AFC He-Man

0 - 3

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
4'
Marcus Rashford
0 - 2
43'
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
0 - 3
81'
Geoffrey Kondogbia

Los Patos

2 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
8'
Alejandro Garnacho
0 - 2
66'
Victor Osimhen
Pau Torres
69'
1 - 2
Evan Ferguson
90'
2 - 2

Partizaak Belgrade

2 - 0

Maychester United

Dušan Vlahović
5'
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
86'
2 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
34'
Mats Wieffer

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Neymar
26'
1 - 0
Leon Goretzka
71'
2 - 0
Neymar
81'
3 - 0

Sh1tesse

1 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
10'
Abdul Boateng
0 - 2
24'
Gabriel Martinelli
0 - 3
50'
Gabriel Martinelli
Mathys Tel
77'
1 - 3

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Levi Colwill
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
88'
Philippe Coutinho

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1
88'
Pepe (Retired)
Rafael Leão
89'
1 - 1

Zimbrob

1 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Juan Foyth
51'
1 - 0