The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek Nine

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Surreal Olympics

8 - 0

Sh1tesse

Marcus Thuram (Retired)
4'
1 - 0
Marcus Rashford
10'
2 - 0
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
13'
3 - 0
José Rubén Bernal
45'
4 - 0
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
48'
5 - 0
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
69'
6 - 0
Geoffrey Were
75'
7 - 0
William Carvalho
90'
8 - 0

Nootcastle United

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Troy Parrott
59'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Toney 69′

AFC He-Man

4 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Adam Smith
7'
1 - 0
Adam Lallana (Retired)
13'
2 - 0
Adam Hložek
35'
3 - 0
Adam Armstrong
42'
4 - 0

Barely Athletic

0 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Weasels

2 - 2

Beek and Donk Spartans

Rodrigo Bentancur
67'
1 - 0
1 - 1
73'
Junior Digol-Ndozangue
1 - 2
90'
Junior Digol-Ndozangue
Olivier Giroud
95'
2 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
47'
Allan Saint-Maximin

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
86'
Nicolas Jackson

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 5

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
7'
Alexander Isak
0 - 2
50'
Alexander Isak
0 - 3
61'
Alexander Isak
0 - 4
73'
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
0 - 5
74'
Riyad Mahrez

Partizaak Belgrade

1 - 2

Zimbrob

Nicolò Barella
30'
1 - 0
1 - 1
59'
Phil Foden
1 - 2
63'
Patrik Schick

West Bromwich Altaria

1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
64'
Viktor Gyökeres (Pen)
Nikola Milenković
88'
1 - 1

RED CARD - 16' - A FRIDGE TOO FAR

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 1
19'
Victor Osimhen
Raheem Sterling
23'
1 - 1

FC Cers City

3 - 1

Farcelona

Kai Havertz
19'
1 - 0
Federico Valverde
31'
2 - 0
2 - 1
39'
James Maddison
Federico Valverde
46'
3 - 1

RED CARD - 21' - TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 0

Willverhampton Wanderers

Cody Gakpo
28'
1 - 0
Matthijs de Ligt
51'
2 - 0
Cody Gakpo
54'
3 - 0

Los Patos

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Jude Bellingham
8'
1 - 0
Evan Ferguson
13'
2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
49'
Ousmane Dembélé
0 - 2
56'
Marcelo Brozović
Julio César
67'
1 - 2