The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Barely Athletic

0 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
23'
Mateus Uribe
0 - 2
50'
Gabriel Martinelli

Surreal Olympics

4 - 0

Zimbrob

José Rubén Bernal
20'
1 - 0
Khephren Thuram
30'
2 - 0
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
48'
3 - 0
William Carvalho
89'
4 - 0

Nootcastle United

0 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
11'
Billy Gilmour
0 - 2
21'
Enzo Fernández

Los Patos

2 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

Elio Montouri
36'
1 - 0
Milan Škriniar
45'
2 - 0
2 - 1
94'
Memphis Depay

MISSED PEN Luis Alberto 35′

RED CARD - 45+3' - HEY JUDE, DON'T BREAK THE LAW, TAKE A GOOD LEG AND MAKE IT INJURED

Weasels

1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Mikel Merino
55'
1 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Christopher Nkunku (OG)
42'
1 - 0
Rafael Leão
60'
2 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
20'
Mohammed Kudus
James Rodríguez
29'
1 - 1

MISSED PEN Hummus 26′

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

0 - 6

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
9'
Ángel Di María
0 - 2
17'
Ángel Di María
0 - 3
19'
Mauro Icardi
0 - 4
39'
Raphaël Varane (Retired)
0 - 5
55'
Nabil Fekir
0 - 6
78'
Nabil Fekir

Los Hijos de Chud

5 - 0

Sh1tesse

Thomas Müller
56'
1 - 0
Levi Colwill
58'
2 - 0
Diogo Jota (Retired)
62'
3 - 0
Luis Suárez
71'
4 - 0
Luis Suárez
93'
5 - 0

RED CARD - 5' - LEAVE THE FIELD MARSHAL JOHNSON

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
68'
Virgil van Dijk

RED CARD - 19' - MATS PUMMELS (HIS OPPONENTS)

RED CARD - 89' - I NEED YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR ACHILLES TENDON

Brigstock Big Cocks

3 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Gerard Moreno
42'
1 - 0
Raheem Sterling
50'
2 - 0
Gerard Moreno
54'
3 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
46'
Riyad Mahrez
Orkun Kökçü
77'
1 - 1

AFC He-Man

3 - 1

Farcelona

Adam Armstrong
13'
1 - 0
Adam Armstrong
18'
2 - 0
2 - 1
36'
Bukayo Saka
Che Adams
74'
3 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

2 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

João Félix
65'
1 - 0
Iago Aspas (Pen)
77'
2 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
6'
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa
Marcos Llorente
76'
1 - 1