The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

FC Cers City

0 - 1

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 1
84'
Hakan Çalhanoğlu

Maychester United

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

André-Franck Zambo Anguissa
25'
1 - 0
Rasmus Højlund
87'
2 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
21'
Junior Digol-Ndozangue

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 2

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
39'
Nicolò Zaniolo
0 - 2
80'
Nicolò Zaniolo

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 0

Farcelona

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

0 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

RED CARD - 26' - REDSON ALVAREZ

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
18'
Raheem Sterling
Cody Gakpo
53'
1 - 1
Joshua Zirkzee
81'
2 - 1
2 - 2
84'
Gerard Moreno

RED CARD - 66' - THIS JUSTIN: KLUIVERT GOING TO JAIL, MORE AND SPORTS AT 10

Los Patos

2 - 0

Sh1tesse

Evan Ferguson
63'
1 - 0
Carles
69'
2 - 0

AFC He-Man

3 - 2

Nootcastle United

0 - 1
3'
Chiedozie Ogbene
0 - 2
31'
Tom Cannon
Che Adams
33'
1 - 2
Adam Maher
60'
2 - 2
Akor Adams
88'
3 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
4'
Michael Olise
Lamine Yamal
39'
1 - 1

MISSED PEN Gyokeres 44′

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 3

Zimbrob

0 - 1
25'
Jules Koundé
0 - 2
32'
Gonçalo Ramos
0 - 3
78'
Erling Haaland

Partizaak Belgrade

1 - 1

Barely Athletic

0 - 1
15'
Nicolás González
Mantas Bickauskas
49'
1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 1

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

Gabriel Conlee
6'
1 - 0
Federico Chiesa
11'
2 - 0
Koke
15'
3 - 0
3 - 1
69'
Harry Kane (Pen)

Sh1tesse

0 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1
12'
Gregoire François

RED CARD - 93' - KILL, GREG