The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek Fourteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
62
Mohamed Salah
Lorenzo Insigne (Pen)
82
1 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

6 - 1

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

Victor Boniface
1
1 - 0
Jamal Musiala
9
2 - 0
Pervis Estupiñán
19
3 - 0
Bryan Cristante
25
4 - 0
Jamal Musiala
39
5 - 0
Bryan Cristante
68
6 - 0
6 - 1
90+2
Paulo Dybala

Beek and Donk Spartans

2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Junior Digol-Ndozangue
4
1 - 0
1 - 1
12
Neymar
Wout Weghorst
84
2 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 2

FC Cers City

Abdul Boateng
8
1 - 0
1 - 1
29
Lautaro Martínez
Abdul Boateng
57
2 - 1
2 - 2
71
Lautaro Martínez
Ansu Fati
73
3 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Youth Coach Two
24
1 - 0
Lois Openda
49
2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 2

Weasels

Guilherme Arana
14
1 - 0
Gabriel Barbosa (Pen)
16
2 - 0
2 - 1
61
Edin Džeko
2 - 2
89
Timo Werner

Sh1tesse

1 - 4

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
15
Cody Gakpo
0 - 2
21
Marco Asensio
0 - 3
26
Marco Asensio
0 - 4
34
Cody Gakpo
Marvin Johnson
49
1 - 4

Barely Athletic

2 - 2

Nootcastle United

0 - 1
43
Harry Maguire (Pen)
Robert Lewandowski
60
1 - 1
Robert Lewandowski
90
2 - 1
2 - 2
90+1
Caoimhin Kelleher

Farcelona

5 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Bukayo Saka (Pen)
11
1 - 0
Bukayo Saka
45+3
2 - 0
Kieran Trippier
76
3 - 0
3 - 1
90
Ricardo Horta
Ferran Torres
90+1
4 - 1
Luis Díaz
90+4
5 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

4 - 3

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
28'
Adam Hložek
0 - 2
34'
Che Adams
Kevin De Bruyne
40'
1 - 2
Bruno Guimarães
45+2'
2 - 2
Raheem Sterling
57'
3 - 2
3 - 3
63'
Adam Hložek
Joachim Andersen
72'
4 - 3

MISSED PEN De Bruyne 32′

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

1 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

Vinícius Júnior
49'
1 - 0
1 - 1
83'
Karim Benzema

Queens of the Quagmire

3 - 3

West Bromwich Altaria

Nikola Milenković (OG)
4'
1 - 0
1 - 1
34'
Iago Aspas (Pen)
Danson Owino
41'
2 - 1
2 - 2
58'
Takehiro Tomiyasu
Victor Osimhen
62'
3 - 2
3 - 3
90'
Son Heung-Min

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 5

Los Patos

0 - 1
40'
Matteo Darmian
0 - 2
45+1'
Pau Torres
0 - 3
48'
Carles
0 - 4
52'
Evan Ferguson
Hassen Diop
55'
1 - 4
Youssef En-Nesyri
66'
2 - 4
2 - 5
86'
Jude Bellingham

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1

Partizaak Belgrade

0 - 1
81'
Domenico Berardi

Zimbrob

4 - 0

Crawford Hotspur FC

Gonçalo Ramos
4'
1 - 0
Gonçalo Ramos
34'
2 - 0
Phil Foden
78'
3 - 0
Phil Foden
83'
4 - 0