The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek Thirteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
23'
Thomas Müller

RED CARD - 92' - NICOLAS NOTAFRIENDI

Partizaak Belgrade

7 - 0

Sh1tesse

Aurélien Tchouaméni
22'
1 - 0
Domenico Berardi
26'
2 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
29'
3 - 0
Rafael Leão
55'
4 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
69'
5 - 0
Ryan Johnson (OG)
82'
6 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
84'
7 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

4 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Douglas Luiz
3'
1 - 0
Bernardo Silva
5'
2 - 0
Artem Dovbyk
22'
3 - 0
Douglas Luiz
52'
4 - 0
4 - 1
88'
Vinícius Júnior

AFC He-Man

4 - 2

Queens of the Quagmire

Adam Obert
20'
1 - 0
1 - 1
35'
Victor Osimhen
Che Adams
41'
2 - 1
Che Adams
49'
3 - 1
Adam Maher
57'
4 - 1
4 - 2
86'
Victor Osimhen

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 0

Maychester United

Nootcastle United

1 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

Sammie Szmodics
10'
1 - 0
1 - 1
19'
Joachim Andersen
1 - 2
22'
Sandro Tonali
1 - 3
56'
Gerard Moreno

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
82'
Bryan Cristante

MISSED PEN Talisca 86′

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

2 - 0

Farcelona

Dušan Tadić
17'
1 - 0
Serge Gnabry
78'
2 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Lautaro Martínez
45+1'
1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Marco Asensio
8'
1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

Rúben Dias
24'
1 - 0
Yacomo Jacinto
43'
2 - 0
Yacomo Jacinto
57'
3 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 7

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
19'
Thiago (Retired)
0 - 2
23'
Christopher Nkunku
0 - 3
38'
Christopher Nkunku
0 - 4
38'
Christopher Nkunku
0 - 5
55'
Leroy Sané
0 - 6
59'
Youth Coach Two
Neymar
70'
1 - 6
Mauro Icardi
79'
2 - 6
2 - 7
89'
Prince Essiam

Los Patos

0 - 1

Zimbrob

0 - 1
52'
Hidemasa Morita

Surreal Olympics

2 - 0

Barely Athletic

Marcus Rashford
27
1 - 0
Marcus Rashford (Pen)
76
2 - 0

Weasels

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
2
Viktor Gyökeres