The Gobshite Report - Season Twelve - Gameweek Seven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Shola System

1 - 0

Weasels

Leon Goretzka
59'
1 - 0

Chilean Menace

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

Gerard Moreno
21'
1 - 0
1 - 1
53'
Harry Kane
1 - 2
76'
Marco Reus

Farcelona

0 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

RED Tagliafuckoff 77′
RED Neymar 92′

FC Cers City

3 - 3

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
12'
Luis Muriel
Pedro Gonçalves
33'
1 - 1
1 - 2
39'
Steven Berghuis
Edouard Mendy (OG)
63'
2 - 2
Antoine Griezmann
81'
3 - 2
3 - 3
90'
Marcelo Brozović

AFC He-Man

4 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
16'
Nabil Fekir
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)
18'
1 - 1
Memphis Depay
45'
2 - 1
Zlatan Ibrahimović
51'
3 - 1
Gonçalo Guedes
84'
4 - 1

Os Patos

2 - 1

Mancs in Black

Maximiliano Gómez
26'
1 - 0
Olivier Giroud
83'
2 - 0
2 - 1
91'
Christian Pulisic

Nilwall FC

0 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
64'
Alexander Isak
0 - 2
76'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 3
82'
Alexander Isak

MISSED PEN Isak 89′

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 0

Maychester United

MISSED PEN Haaland 37′

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng