The Gobshite Report - Season Twelve - Gameweek Sixteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 1

Surreal Freedom

Virgil van Dijk
13'
1 - 0
1 - 1
26'
Pau Torres
Tomáš Souček
64'
2 - 1
Paulo Dybala
76'
3 - 1

Mancs in Black

3 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
5'
Christian Eriksen
Jack Grealish
6'
1 - 1
Ansu Fati
8'
2 - 1
2 - 2
17'
Raheem Sterling
Ansu Fati
34'
3 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

3 - 3

The Shola System

0 - 1
20'
Luis Díaz
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
25'
1 - 1
1 - 2
48'
Piotr Zieliński
Roberto Firmino
53'
2 - 2
Rafa
73'
3 - 2
3 - 3
89'
Leon Goretzka

Chilean Menace

0 - 0

AFC He-Man

Weasels

2 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
12'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
Nicolò Barella
69'
1 - 1
1 - 2
76'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
Thomas Lemar
78'
2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
11'
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 2
32'
Nabil Fekir
Marcus Rashford
54'
1 - 2
1 - 3
68'
Kylian Mbappé
Sadio Mané (Retired)
96'
2 - 3

Farcelona

1 - 0

Os Patos

Neymar
15'
1 - 0

FC Cers City

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
16'
Erling Haaland

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 3

Los Hijos de Chud

Robert Lewandowski
8'
1 - 0
1 - 1
14'
Harry Kane (Pen)
1 - 2
56'
Harry Kane
Robert Lewandowski
67'
2 - 2
2 - 3
86'
Thomas Müller