The Gobshite Report - Season Twelve - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Shola System

0 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
7'
Danny Ings
0 - 2
86'
Philipp Max

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
13'
Eden Hazard (Retired)
Karim Benzema
27'
1 - 1
1 - 2
65'
Eden Hazard (Retired)

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
46'
Kingsley Coman
0 - 2
85'
Niklas Süle

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Weasels

Kalidou Koulibaly
43'
1 - 0
Harry Kane
45'
2 - 0

Nilwall FC

0 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
8'
Federico Chiesa

Os Patos

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
36'
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 2
45'
Geoffrey Were

MISSED PEN Big Bob 41′

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired) (Pen)
14'
1 - 0
1 - 1
85'
Victor Osimhen

Maychester United

2 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
6'
Iñaki Williams
Lucas Hernández
78'
1 - 1
Andrea Belotti
88'
2 - 1

AFC He-Man

1 - 3

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
1'
Raphaël Varane (OG)
0 - 2
10'
Steven Berghuis
0 - 3
39'
Alessandro Bastoni
Zlatan Ibrahimović
77'
1 - 3