The Gobshite Report - Season Ten - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 3

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
26'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 2
29'
Alessandro Bastoni
0 - 3
60'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Weasels

1 - 0

Maychester United

Pau Torres
87'
1 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Wedge Bromwich Albion

1 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
46'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
63'
Dani Olmo
Romelu Lukaku
86'
1 - 2

Illamanati

0 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
18'
Paulo Dybala
0 - 2
22'
Lionel Messi
0 - 3
67'
Lionel Messi

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Timo Werner
11'
1 - 0
Timo Werner
36'
2 - 0
2 - 1
68'
Kevin Volland

Nilwall FC

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

João Félix
8'
1 - 0
Xherdan Shaqiri
45+2'
2 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

2 - 1

Arbor Red

Richarlison
40'
1 - 0
1 - 1
75'
Danny Ings
Hakim Ziyech
86'
2 - 1

AFC He-Man

8 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Merih Demiral
12'
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
19'
2 - 0
Dušan Tadić
26'
3 - 0
Dušan Tadić
33'
4 - 0
Dušan Tadić
52'
5 - 0
Raphaël Varane
63'
6 - 0
Sergio Canales
77'
7 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
92'
8 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 1

Os Patos

James Justin
49'
1 - 0
1 - 1
65'
Achraf Hakimi (Retired)
Toni Kroos
85'
2 - 1