The Gobshite Report - Season Ten - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Luis Muriel (Pen)
26'
1 - 0

FC Cers City

2 - 1

AFC He-Man

Kylian Mbappé
1'
1 - 0
1 - 1
14'
Martin Ødegaard
Mauro Icardi
84'
2 - 1

Arbor Red

2 - 1

Farcelona

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
45'
1 - 0
Serge Gnabry
72'
2 - 0
2 - 1
88'
Sergio Agüero (Retired)

Chilean Menace

2 - 1

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
57'
Erling Haaland
Julian Brandt
66'
1 - 1
Lautaro Martínez
85'
2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 0

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Sadio Mané (Retired)
37'
1 - 0
Arkadiusz Milik
66'
2 - 0

RED Vidal 61′

Los Hijos de Chud

5 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
6'
Gabriel
0 - 2
30'
Carlos Soler
Thomas Müller
36'
1 - 2
Luis Suárez
45'
2 - 2
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
53'
3 - 2
Luis Suárez
67'
4 - 2
Axel Witsel
83'
5 - 2

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

Weasels

Jorginho
17'
1 - 0
1 - 1
61'
Ciro Immobile

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
33'
Zlatan Ibrahimović
0 - 2
45+1'
Timo Werner

RED Ibrahimovic 75′

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 11

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
6'
Jacob Jones (Retired)
0 - 2
16'
Mohamed Salah
0 - 3
20'
Mohamed Salah
0 - 4
26'
Medhi Benatia (Retired)
0 - 5
33'
Odsonne Edouard
0 - 6
48'
Mohamed Salah
0 - 7
53'
Mohamed Salah
0 - 8
57'
Jacob Jones (Retired)
0 - 9
61'
Jacob Jones (Retired)
0 - 10
65'
Odsonne Edouard
0 - 11
84'
Mohamed Salah

Os Patos

0 - 2

Illamanati

0 - 1
71'
Roberto Firmino
0 - 2
94'
Roberto Firmino