The Gobshite Report - Season Ten - Gameweek Ten

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Gerard Moreno
45'
1 - 0
Phil Foden
86'
2 - 0

FC Cers City

0 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Weasels

1 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Ciro Immobile
57'
1 - 0

AFC He-Man

3 - 0

Nilwall FC

Ivan Rakitić (Retired)
31'
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
64'
2 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
75'
3 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Chilean Menace

Luis Suárez
40'
1 - 0

Maychester United

3 - 1

Mancs in Black

Douglas Costa
41'
1 - 0
1 - 1
69'
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Mario Mandžukić (Retired)
83'
2 - 1
Douglas Costa
93'
3 - 1

Unbeaten in 5 games, Maychester are (somehow) a competent football team.

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
35'
Yannick Carrasco

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 3

Illamanati

0 - 1
3'
Marcus Rashford
0 - 2
17'
Marcus Rashford
Rúben Neves
41'
1 - 2
Odsonne Edouard
47'
2 - 2
2 - 3
71'
Franck Kessié (Pen)
Kingsley Coman
73'
3 - 3

Surreal Olympics

0 - 8

Arbor Red

0 - 1
23'
Son Heung-Min
0 - 2
29'
Sergio Ramos
0 - 3
35'
Son Heung-Min
0 - 4
37'
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
0 - 5
38'
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
0 - 6
53'
Kai Havertz
0 - 7
69'
Son Heung-Min
0 - 8
84'
Sergio Ramos (Pen)

Los Patos

1 - 2

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
52'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
84'
Saúl
Jordan Veretout (Pen)
88'
1 - 2