The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek Nine

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
57
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)

Nilwall FC

1 - 0

The Shola System

Sergio Ramos
90+3
1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

Boubacar Kamara
7
1 - 0
1 - 1
8
Antoine Griezmann
Marco Reus
26
2 - 1
2 - 2
64
Antoine Griezmann

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
84
Olivier Giroud
0 - 2
90+4
Olivier Giroud

Colossally Fucked Up Pen: Benzema 32′

AFC He-Man

1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Yunus Musah
41
1 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

5 - 0

Nilwall FC

Luis Muriel
22
1 - 0
Luis Muriel
67
2 - 0
Marcos Alonso (Retired)
82
3 - 0
Luis Muriel
90
4 - 0
Jorginho (Pen)
90+3
5 - 0

The Shola System

0 - 4

FC Cers City

0 - 1
7
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
21
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 3
23
Luis Díaz
0 - 4
27
Kylian Mbappé

Los Patos

1 - 0

Weasels

Abdul Boateng
26
1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

3 - 1

Much and More FC

Victor Osimhen
24
1 - 0
1 - 1
48
Niklas Süle
Victor Osimhen
72
2 - 1
Victor Osimhen
76
3 - 1

Sh1tesse

1 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Erling Haaland
14
1 - 0
1 - 1
31
Robert Lewandowski

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 0

Farcelona

Nicolás Otamendi (OG)
66
1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

6 - 2

Surreal Olympics

Sergej Milinković-Savić
1
1 - 0
Phil Foden
4
2 - 0
Federico Chiesa
11
3 - 0
Federico Chiesa
19
4 - 0
4 - 1
42
Washington
Reece James
45
5 - 1
5 - 2
56
Rubén Castro
Federico Chiesa
90+1
6 - 2

This week's crossword clue

There's no way you're packing much junk there! (5)

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