The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

FC Cers City

3 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Romelu Lukaku (Pen)
11
1 - 0
Romelu Lukaku
42
2 - 0
Luis Díaz
69
3 - 0

Chilean Menace

2 - 3

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
11
Luis Muriel
Karim Benzema
13
1 - 1
Pablo Sarabia
74
2 - 1
2 - 2
88
Bernardo Silva
2 - 3
90+2
Luis Muriel

Mancs in Black

6 - 0

Os Patos

Kevin De Bruyne
9
1 - 0
Iago Aspas
16
2 - 0
Kevin De Bruyne
26
3 - 0
Iago Aspas
39
4 - 0
Iago Aspas
43
5 - 0
Kevin De Bruyne
51
6 - 0

Missed Pen: KDB 30′

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

Nikolai Alho
55
1 - 0
1 - 1
88
Victor Osimhen

Weasels

1 - 0

Maychester United

Jesús Corona
22
1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Memphis Depay
41
1 - 0
1 - 1
50
Philippe Coutinho

Missed Pen: Gundogan 3′

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

Lionel Messi
29
1 - 0
1 - 1
30
Raheem Sterling
1 - 2
36
Raheem Sterling
Georginio Wijnaldum
76
2 - 2
Eden Hazard (Retired)
90+1
3 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

4 - 0

AFC He-Man

Robert Lewandowski
17
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
27
2 - 0
Christopher Nkunku
45+1
3 - 0
Christopher Nkunku
78
4 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Sh1tesse

Luis Suárez
27
1 - 0
1 - 1
38
Erling Haaland

Farcelona

1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Ángel Correa
5
1 - 0
1 - 1
79
Paulo Dybala

This week's crossword clue

Sounds like perusing the retirement home is in order. More wine? (3)

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