The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 4

The Shola System

0 - 1
2
Alexander Isak
0 - 2
31
Son Heung-Min
0 - 3
40
Mohamed Salah (Pen)
0 - 4
51
Alexander Isak
Robin Lod
72
1 - 4

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
53
Steven Bergwijn
0 - 2
75
Kylian Mbappé

Kamara Chameleon Collective

3 - 1

Weasels

Bernardo Silva
2
1 - 0
Chris Smalling
49
2 - 0
Luis Muriel
56
3 - 0
3 - 1
63
Stephen Eustáquio

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
2
Lautaro Martínez
Raúl Jiménez
4
1 - 1
James Ward-Prowse
84
2 - 1
2 - 2
90+4
Ángel Correa

The Shola System

3 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Mohamed Salah
57
1 - 0
1 - 1
73
Toni Kroos (Retired)
Alexander Isak
78
2 - 1
Marcus Rashford
90+5
3 - 1

Los Patos

0 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
85
Edmond Tapsoba (Pen)
0 - 2
90+4
Alexis Umeres

Maychester United

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Duván Zapata
90+1
1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
7
Robert Lewandowski
Leo Väisänen
13
1 - 1

AFC He-Man

2 - 0

Nilwall FC

Jordan Siebatcheu
75
1 - 0
Miles Robinson
81
2 - 0

RED: Llorente 84′

Sh1tesse

1 - 0

Chilean Menace

Oleksandr Zinchenko
51
1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

3 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Bruno Fernandes
32
1 - 0
Joshua Kimmich
79
2 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
89
3 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 0

Mancs in Black

Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
28
1 - 0

This week's crossword clue

Chat's newcomer sent on a cold trail. (3)

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