The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Riyad Mahrez
26
1 - 0
1 - 1
40
Marcus Forss

FC Cers City

3 - 1

Much and More FC

Steven Berghuis
9
1 - 0
Martin Ødegaard
50
2 - 0
2 - 1
56
Harry Kane
Eduardo Camavinga
70
3 - 1

A. Zambo Anguissa RED 76

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
22
Leon Goretzka

Farcelona

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Gonçalo Guedes
56
1 - 0

Chilean Menace

2 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
24
Patrick Omondi
Crawford Jansson
51
1 - 1
1 - 2
71
Marcão
James Maddison (Pen)
87
2 - 2

Weasels

0 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
49
Lionel Messi
0 - 2
90+4
Jean-Clair Todibo

Flying Faux Soccer

4 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
11
Ricardo Velásquez
Riyad Mahrez
54
1 - 1
Antoine Griezmann
56
2 - 1
Riyad Mahrez
59
3 - 1
Luis Suárez
87
4 - 1

FC Cers City

2 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Pepe
25
1 - 0
Yves Bissouma (Retired)
29
2 - 0
2 - 1
89
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

Jack Grealish
45
1 - 0
1 - 1
52
Pedro Porro (Pen)

Mancs in Black

1 - 4

Farcelona

Ousmane Dembélé
12
1 - 0
1 - 1
39
Gonçalo Guedes
1 - 2
50
Lautaro Martínez
1 - 3
51
Neymar
1 - 4
71
Mateo Kovačić

Much and More FC

3 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Divock Origi
12
1 - 0
Harry Kane
51
2 - 0
Harry Kane
90+1
3 - 0

J. Cuadrado RED 21

Nilwall FC

3 - 2

Maychester United

Christian Eriksen
14
1 - 0
Álvaro Morata
45+3
2 - 0
Filip Kostić
51
3 - 0
3 - 1
64
Duván Zapata
3 - 2
69
Alejandro Gómez

Pantabangan Wanderers

3 - 0

Sh1tesse

Victor Osimhen
2
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
65
2 - 0
Victor Osimhen
67
3 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

2 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Ross Barkley
25
1 - 0
Gabriel Jesus
45+3
2 - 0
2 - 1
48
Paulo Dybala

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
89
Dominic Calvert-Lewin