The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Os Patos

1 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
55'
Patrik Schick
Karl Saar
75'
1 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 3

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
31'
Franck Kessié (Pen)
Gabriel Jesus
48'
1 - 1
1 - 2
56'
Victor Osimhen
1 - 3
72'
Luke Shaw

Farcelona

0 - 3

The Shola System

0 - 1
7'
Declan Rice
0 - 2
30'
Rúben Neves
0 - 3
82'
Mohamed Salah

MISSED PEN Salah 95′

Weasels

0 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
10'
Erling Haaland

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Lionel Messi (Pen)
13'
1 - 0

RED Upamecano 23′

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 0

AFC He-Man

Nilwall FC

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
72'
Robert Taylor

RED Morata 13′

Chilean Menace

0 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
19'
Jadon Sancho
0 - 2
40'
Marcel Sabitzer

RED Koke 74′

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Zlatan Ibrahimović
17'
1 - 0
Zlatan Ibrahimović (Pen)
45'
2 - 0
2 - 1
45+2'
James Ward-Prowse
Sadio Mané (Retired)
81'
3 - 1

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)
4'
1 - 0
1 - 1
34'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)