The Gobshite Report - Season Seven - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Chilean Menace

4 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Kylian Mbappé
32'
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
45'
2 - 0
2 - 1
45'
Hirving Lozano
Stefan de Vrij
55'
3 - 1
Josip Iličić (Pen)
60'
4 - 1

SACKING: Zinedine Zidane replaced by Didier Deschamps

Farcelona

3 - 4

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
8'
Eden Hazard (Retired)
Kai Havertz
31'
1 - 1
1 - 2
59'
Callum Hudson-Odoi
Rúben Dias
68'
2 - 2
2 - 3
84'
Allan
2 - 4
85'
Mauro Icardi
Luis Suárez
90'
3 - 4

AFC He-Man

0 - 1

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
12'
Erling Haaland

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
2'
Son Heung-Min
0 - 2
21'
Kyle Walker
Miralem Pjanić
46'
1 - 2
Thomas Lemar
90'
2 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
34'
Joe Gomez

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

FC Cers City

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
30'
Neymar
0 - 2
74'
Fernandinho
Serge Gnabry
90'+3
1 - 2

Wedge Bromwich Albion

1 - 5

Surreal Freedom

0 - 1
3'
Ciro Immobile (Pen)
0 - 2
46'
Thomas Müller
0 - 3
47'
Ciro Immobile
Zlatan Ibrahimović
60'
1 - 3
1 - 4
78'
Bruno Fernandes
1 - 5
90'
Bruno Fernandes

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 5

Os Patos

Hulk
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
9'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
1 - 2
14'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
1 - 3
15'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
1 - 4
33'
Ivan Perišić
1 - 5
45'+2
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Mohamed Salah
72'
2 - 5