The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Twenty-Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

La Ball de la Foot

4 - 2

FC Cers City

Olivier Giroud (Pen)
12
1 - 0
1 - 1
25
Jude Bellingham
Antoine Griezmann
38
2 - 1
Antoine Griezmann
41
3 - 1
Olivier Giroud
45+2
4 - 1
4 - 2
58
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Much and More FC

2 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

Thibaut Courtois (OG)
5
1 - 0
1 - 1
30
Kaoru Mitoma
Ángel Correa
72
2 - 1
2 - 2
74
Abdul Boateng

Maychester United

4 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

Ansu Fati
2
1 - 0
1 - 1
11
Lucas Digne
Anthony Martial
19
2 - 1
2 - 2
27
Victor Osimhen
Anthony Martial
65
3 - 2
Hakan Çalhanoğlu (Pen)
80
4 - 2

RED CARD - 80 - It's Pepe, what do you expect?

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Sh1tesse

Luka Modrić (Pen)
66
1 - 0
Randal Kolo Muani
78
2 - 0

Weasels

3 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Lautaro Martínez
3
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
25
2 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
48
3 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
68
Christian Eriksen
Ciro Immobile (Pen)
90+6
1 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
12
1 - 0
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired) (Pen)
47
2 - 0
2 - 1
57
Sandro Tonali
Vinícius Júnior
73
3 - 1
3 - 2
88
Patrick Omondi

Mancs in Black

2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
11
Erling Haaland
Jack Grealish
57
1 - 1
Jack Grealish
86
2 - 1

RED CARD - 75 - I wasn't here but I assume he shanked someone

Surreal Olympics

1 - 6

Los Patos

0 - 1
6
Tammy Abraham
0 - 2
8
Florian Wirtz
0 - 3
25
Bernardo Silva
0 - 4
36
Tammy Abraham
0 - 5
51
Marquinhos
0 - 6
55
Tammy Abraham (Pen)
Coach One (Retired)
83
1 - 6